you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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