Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I need moral support for this bender
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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