that's not necessarily true. Ive finished first on tests before and it's because I gave up half-way through since I didn't know the material. So he could be incredibly stupid or lazy.
There's two ways to be the first one out of a test. You can either kick its ass, or you can give up because you don't have a damned clue. Believe me, I've done both.
You must be new to college, the person who finishes first realizes that staying up to 2am watching Commando was not the best choice and does whatever it takes to end the pain, finish the test an buy some Rumpis.
There's actually a third- you could think you kicked its ass, then discover it actually bent you over the back of the toilet and fucked your ass without so much as a couretsy spit!
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