i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
