Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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