You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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