There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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