The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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