love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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