My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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