I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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