rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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