Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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