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• (404): View more from Georgia

  What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??

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  no.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.

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  I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."

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  BAT SHIT CRAZY

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  It's you're fault, even though I never called

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!

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