their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
cat food counts as protein by the way
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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