Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
