...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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