Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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