do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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