id be glad to
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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