We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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