Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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