I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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