so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My ass is underappreciated
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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