remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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