Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
