NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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