We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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