guys are only as good as the porn they watch
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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