It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My ass is underappreciated
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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