She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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