What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm at about main and main street
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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