I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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