You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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