Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
