I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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