i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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