I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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