dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Walk of Shame today included voting.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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