He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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