There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
