I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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