hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it's like iHOP with fire
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
