would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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