For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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