is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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