Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I believe in your delicious
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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