..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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