Nebraska all the way second largest zoo in the country and also the only place with an indoor rainforest so u can all suck it Omaha is the greatest city ever
*Lion King*
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".
"I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is this girl's name Sarah? If so, I know who she is and she will probably be impressed. After all, she's slept with half the guys in any given bar you walk into!
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