there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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