Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(937): View more from Ohio

I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.

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(212): View more from New York

It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.

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(+27): View more from South Africa

I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.

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(440): View more from Ohio

it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once

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that is the greatest description ever

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(914): View more from New York

Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.

(434): View more from Virginia

Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.

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(706): View more from Georgia

My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...

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(504): View more from Louisiana

We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex

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