you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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