i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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