: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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