I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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